...little did I know that out of the few hundred people there, they would pick me to go onstage. I mean, I was in the 2nd to last row for Pete's sake! Of the many faces I have been known to make, this is the most real. Haha! Shall I explain what led to the making of this face? Yes? Ok. So the blue men went out into the audience being mysterious as they always are, and Mego and I noticed that one of them was looking at us. (I think it was because we had tied the streamers they gave to everyone around our heads and attached them to each other.) Well, he looked at us but then continued looking around. So we thought nothing of it. However, a few moments later, he came back, and Mego and I noticed that he was looking in our direction again. So I looked away towards Mego the whole time, hoping not to be noticed. But I had a gut feeling that I would be chosen, just because that's how my luck goes. (Right, Shkendije?!) Well, as the story goes, he picked me. He took me by the hand and led me down the stairs, down the aisle, and up to the stage. This whole time, I could feel all the blood in my body rush to my face as I began to tear/cry from embarrassment and laughing so much. So whatever, I'm up there. They had this table set up facing the audience with 4 plates [complete with a fork and knife] side-by-side. The 3 blue men sat down and sort of motioned for me to do the same. They put this weird "costume" thing on me (as you can sort of see in the picture), but I didn't think anything of it at first because this was all just too much for me at the moment. So I'm sitting there, and one of the blue men pulls out this big box of twinkies, and he offers me one. But I kindly declined because I don't really like twinkies. However, he points out that it says "Light" on the box, and the whole audience laughs, and my face gets redder. So I go along with it and take one and all three of them do the same. I opened my twinkie wrapper but noticed that they were all having trouble opening theirs. So the blue man sitting next to me just looked at me, amazed that I got my wrapper open. So he took my twinkie, and gave me the one he had so that I could open it. Once both of us had our twinkies unwrapped, he sort of showed-off his twinkie to the other 2 blue men who still couldn't open their wrappers. So I joined in on it and did the same, waving my twinkie in their faces just like the other blue man was doing. So the 2nd blue man gave me his twinkie to open, and I did. But the 3rd blue man took out an electric saw and opened the twinkie wrapper by cutting the whole thing in half. Man, there's just way too much to tell. I was up there for at least 10 minutes. They had this electric candle light thing, and they had me turn it on. And they put plastic flowers on the table. Then one of the blue men pulled out a vacuum and vacuumed up one half of the other blue man's twinkie. Then the blue man who was sitting next to me, took the vacuum tube and vacuumed up the other blue man's twinkie. Then they started bobbing their heads to the music (Roxbury style), so I followed along. Then they started swaying to the music, so I followed along with that too. Then they all cut part of the twinkie, put it on their forks, and held their forks up in the air, and ate the bite of twinkie. But I didn't cuz, like I said earlier, I don't like twinkies. So the blue man sitting next to me saw that I didn't eat it, and opened his mouth, so I fed it to him. Then he went to feed his to me, but I didn't want it, but he insisted, so he fed a bite of twinkie to me. I didn't chew; it just sat in my mouth. So they did the routine again where they hold up a piece of twinkie on their fork and then eat it. And the blue man next to me went to feed me another bite, only, I showed him that I still had the previous bite still in my mouth. Haha. Anyway, the really funny part came when, out of nowhere, the blue man next to me had stuff that looked like guts and throw-up all in one coming out of his chest. I was completely confused and disgusted at the same time, laughing throughout. It was so nast. But, next thing I knew, the same stuff was coming out of my chest! It turns out that "costume" thingie had a hole for that stuff to come shooting out of. You can kinda see it by my left chest area. It was really just smushed bananas mixed with smushed twinkies, but it was sooo nast! So yeah, I guess this doesn't really sound funny, but it sure was. Just ask Mego.